Every hat is hand-dyed with love (and chaos), creating a totally unique swirl of soft, dreamy colour. Add the optional opossum patch—featuring everyone’s favourite introvert motto: “Play dead, avoid people.” Whether you’re dodging social situations or just trying to look cool while doing it, this hat’s got you covered.
Perfect for festivals, forest walks, or staring blankly into the void in style.
✨ Details: • Hand ice-dyed – no two are alike! • 100% cotton bucket hat • Choose with or without the opossum patch • One size fits most • Lightweight, breathable & foldable for on-the-go adventures
🎁 Great gift for anxious cuties, opossum lovers, or the chronically overwhelmed.
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