Keychains
Retro Motel Keychains | Sassy & Sarcastic Keychain | Vintage-Inspired Key Tag | Whimsical Gift
$19.07
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DetailsWhy take life too seriously when you can carry around a keychain that does the talking for you? These vintage motel-style key tags are perfect for adding a touch of playful sarcasm to your day. Choose from:
💜 “But Did You Die?” – For the dramatic friend (or yourself) who always survives the chaos.
💖 “Sorry I’m Late, I Didn’t Want to Come” – A stylish way to remind the world that socializing is overrated.
✨ Key Details:
• Classic retro motel key tag design
• Sturdy plastic with bold, clear lettering
• Approx. 3.5” long
• Durable metal keyring included
🎁 Perfect for:
✔ Sassy besties & introverts
✔ Office gifts (passive-aggressively funny)
✔ Adding personality to keys, bags & backpacks
✔ Anyone who embraces life’s chaos with a wink
Pick your favorite or get both—because honestly, why not? -
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